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"I once put instant coffee into the microwave and went back in time." - Steven Wright

"Shut up and calculate" - apparently N. David Mermin possibly Richard Feynman 

“I want to sing, I want to cry, I want to laugh. Everything together. And jump and dance. The day has arrived — yippee!” - Desmond Tutu

“When the green flag drops the bullshit stops!”

"It is cheaper to save the world than it is to ruin it."

"I must have had lessons" - Reverend Jim Ignatowski / Christopher Lloyd

"Dripping water hollows out stone, not through force, but through persistence." - Ovid, Roman poet

"... as likely as lightning striking a leprechaun whilst riding a unicorn."

"Don't worry,  the planet will do just fine without us."

"We can't solve today's problems with the mentality that created them." Albert Einstein

“Much becomes obvious in ­hindsight,  ... Yet it is striking how in both physics and mathematics there is a lack of ­proportion between the effort needed to understand something for the first time and the simplicity and naturalness of the solution once all the required stages have been completed.” - Giorgio Parisi, recipient of the 2021 Nobel Prize in Physics

"The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012

''We don't inherit the earth from our ancestors; we borrow it from our children."

"Insanity in individuals is rare, but in groups, parties, nations, it is the rule." - Nietzsche

"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure". - George Carlin

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be”. - George Carlin

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?" - George Carlin

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee

“It does not require many words to speak the truth.” – Chief Joseph, leader of the wal - lam - wat - kain(Wallowa) band of Nez Perce 

"Who Dares Wins"